weirdmageddon:

first year anniversary to the moment the gravity falls fandom collectively died and resurrected all at once

disteal:

Heeere’s frog boy

feliznaviderek:

hasscapo:

feliznaviderek:

hasscapo:

dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

ohelrond:

whoa guys slow down

enough with all the valetines day confessions of love my inbox cant take it

stabby-kitty:

meaganium:

I went to an animal shelter and they named all their cats after warrior cats characters 

now this is my kind of content

canadianstereotype:

canadianstereotype:

yeah i know my alphabet: a, b, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, lmao, p…

this was supposed to be a funny joke but i just realized i actually forgot c and my life is in shambles

911:  911 whats your emergency
person:  i tripped and impaled myself on a stalactite and im bleeding profusely
911:  actually stalactites hang from the roof of a cave. you impaled yourself on a stalagmite. an easy way to remember this is stalaCtites are on the Ceiling, and stalaGmites are on the Ground. hello? are you still there?

chicksalloverme:

w3k:

chicksalloverme:

people that own chickens are trustworthy

chickens own themselves

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

the-pietriarchy:

I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch

loveybun:

asensuality:

loveybun:

what are y'all doing for valentine’s day?

making a steak dinner is nice ! have fun !